CHEEMS the one who sold
- Buys the top, sells the bottom
- Stakes in a farm that rugs by Tuesday
- “Wen lambo?” Every day.
- Skips leg day and doge day
THE GAINS
SO FAR
DOGE PAID TO HOLDERS · ALL TIME
250,066DOGE
≈ $18.5K at today’s DOGE price · last payout 12d ago
- PAYOUTS SENT
- 10,463
- HOLDERS
- 823
- MARKET CAP
- $10.4K
- 24H VOLUME
- $7.00
Reward totals from StonkFun, market from DexScreener. Refreshes every 30 seconds. Rear-view only: what has been paid, not a promise of what will be.
THE PROGRAMME · THREE MOVES
NO STAKING.
NO CLAIMING.
JUST HOLD.
- 01
EVERY TRADE PAYS 3%
Buy or sell, 3% of the trade is held back. The fee is part of the token itself, and only StonkFun’s distributor can collect it. No dev wallet sits in the middle.
- 02
THE FEE BECOMES DOGE
StonkFun collects the fee as DOGE on Solana. Not more SWOGE printed out of thin air. The original dog money.
- 03
DOGE LANDS IN YOUR WALLET
Rounds go out to holders automatically, split by how much SWOGE each wallet holds. It shows up next to your SWOGE. Check Solscan, it is all on-chain.
- MINT AUTHORITY
- REVOKED
- FREEZE AUTHORITY
- NONE
- SUPPLY
- 1B, FIXED
- TRADE FEE
- 3% → DOGE
Read straight off the mint account. No more SWOGE can ever be made, and nobody can freeze the SWOGE in your wallet. Check it on Solscan.
THE WEIGH-IN · RUN YOUR OWN NUMBERS
HOW SWOLE
ARE YOU?
Type in your bag. See how swole it makes you, and what it has actually been earning: measured from the DOGE that really landed in holders’ wallets, not from a promise.
Worth $52 right now.
Or fill it in from a wallet
Paste only. Nothing to connect, nothing to sign.
SWOLESleeves are a thing of the past.
THE PACE TO ASSUME
ESTIMATE · YOUR DOGE PER DAY
673DOGE
$50 a day
- 7 DAYS
- 4,710 $349
- 30 DAYS
- 20,184 $1,495
- A YEAR
- 245,575 $18.2K
- SHARE OF PAID SUPPLY
- 0.666% 751M SWOGE is being paid
YOUR BAG, IF THE THESIS PLAYS OUT
Plain arithmetic: your SWOGE times the price that market cap implies. A what-if, not a forecast, and it leaves out every DOGE paid on the way.
WEN
$270.0K in 14.8 years
From the DOGE alone, at today’s DOGE price, never selling a single SWOGE.
101,080 DOGE a day to holders × your 0.666% share = 673 DOGE a day
An estimate, not a promise. It takes the DOGE that actually reached holder wallets over last 24 h (101,080 DOGE, read from the chain up to 20 Sept, 11:49 UTC), scales it by the pace you chose, and divides it by the SWOGE held by the 351 wallets paid in the last 24 hours. Payouts come from trading fees: if trading slows, stops or speeds up, so do they. The last 24 hours include the day SWOGE graduated, which was far busier than a normal day.
THE LORE
HELD
VS. SOLD
You know the picture even if you never knew the names: the huge doge next to the small sad one. The big one is Swole Doge. The little one is Cheems. In the meme the big one is always the winner, and that is the whole idea of this token.
SWOLE DOGE the one who held
- Holds. That is the whole routine.
- Gets paid in DOGE while he sleeps
- Every paper hand’s sell fee is his protein
- Has not worn sleeves since 2019
Born on r/dogelore in July 2019: the Doge’s head on a body that should not be possible. Cheems is a real dog too, a Shiba from Hong Kong called Balltze, and “Swole Doge vs. Cheems” became one of the most remade pictures on the internet: then and now, strong and weak, them and you. Doge was the meme of the little guy. Swole Doge is what happens when the little guy never stops lifting.
THE THESIS · ONE HOLDER’S CASE
“THIS CYCLE’S
RUNNER”
JDC says he turned $1.8k into $541k in two weeks trading StonkFun coins, and this is the one he is betting on. Everyone knows Doge. Reflection tokens are the meta. Read his case, then run your own numbers on what a bag has actually been earning.
