CHEEMS
- Buys the top, sells the bottom
- Stakes in a farm that rugs by Tuesday
- “Wen airdrop?”
- Skips leg day and doge day
SWOGE
DOGE PAID TO HOLDERS · ALL TIME
112,462DOGE
≈ $9,712 at today’s DOGE price · last payout 34 min ago
Reward totals from StonkFun, market from DexScreener. Refreshes every 30 seconds. Rear-view only: what has been paid, not a promise of what will be.
THE PROGRAMME · THREE MOVES
Buy or sell, 3% of the trade is held back. The fee is part of the token itself, and only StonkFun’s distributor can collect it. No dev wallet sits in the middle.
StonkFun collects the fee as DOGE on Solana. Not more SWOGE printed out of thin air. The original dog money.
Rounds go out to holders automatically, split by how much SWOGE each wallet holds. It shows up next to your SWOGE. Check Solscan, it is all on-chain.
Read straight off the mint account. No more SWOGE can ever be made, and nobody can freeze the SWOGE in your wallet. Check it on Solscan.
THE WEIGH-IN
Type in your bag. A billion SWOGE were minted and the mint is closed for good. The more of it you hold, the bigger your cut of every DOGE round.
LIFTER
Form is good. Keep adding plates.
Payouts are split by how much SWOGE each wallet holds when a round goes out, so a bigger share of supply is a bigger share of every round. No figure here is a forecast.
THE LORE
Born on r/dogelore in July 2019: the Doge’s head on a body that should not be possible. Doge was the meme of the little guy. Swole Doge is what happens when the little guy never stops lifting.
SIGN UP AT THE FRONT DESK
Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase down on paper and tell it to nobody.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little back for network fees.
On StonkFun or Jupiter. Paste the contract address below rather than searching by name: other tokens use the SWOGE ticker. This one ends in …M449.
DOGE turns up in the same wallet on its own. No staking page, no claim button, nothing to connect.